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2017 Golden Globes, Part 2
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches! Best Dressed: JANELLE MONÁE gown by Armani, jewelry by Forevermark, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti Photo:...
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2017 SAG Awards, Part 3
I know, I know, I’m late. Best Dressed: EVAN RACHEL WOOD tuxedo by Altuzarra, jewelry by Tiffany & Co., purse by Judith Leiber, shoes by Salvatore Ferragamo Photo: MARRY ME, EVAN, AND NOT JUST...
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Met Gala 2017: Best Dressed
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already. Are you caught up on the rules? Good. Best Dressed: RIHANNA dress by Comme des Garçons Photo: Neilson Barnard/Getty You knew this was coming. And I can’t...
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2018 Grammy Awards, Part 2
Welcome back, bitches! Let’s finish up these damn Grammys. Best Dressed: JANELLE MONAE ensemble by Dolce & Gabbana Photo: Jamie McCarthy...
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Black Panther World Premiere
Let’s just say it: this was the most fashionable movie premiere of all time. Best Dressed: LUPITA NYONG’O gown by Atelier Versace, jewelry by Beladora, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti Photo: Jon...
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2018 Oscars After-Parties, Part 1
What, you thought we were done? Best Dressed: JANELLE MONAE suit by Christian Siriano Photo: John Shearer/Getty We, as a nation, do not deserve Janelle Monae. We have done nothing worthy of her...
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March Fabness 2018, Round 2: Dior & McQueen Brackets
New polls, new looks, same bitchiness. JANELLE MONÁE vs. CARA DELEVINGNE Janelle in Diane von Furstenberg vs. Cara in Dior Janelle: Finally, a worthy opponent. Cara: Really? Me? Janelle in Wolk Morais...
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March Fabness 2018: Sweet 16, Part 1
Oh, it’s ON now, motherfuckers. JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. YARA SHAHIDI Jessica in No. 21 vs. Yara in Gucci Jessica: Ah, youth. Yara: I’m sorry? Jessica in McQueen vs. Yara in Prada Jessica: What I wouldn’t...
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Met Gala 2018: Best Dressed
Your Met Gala finale is here, dear readers. RIHANNA ensemble by Maison Margiela, shoes by Christian Louboutin Photo: Stephen Lovekin/Variety/Rex/Shutterstock What is there to say? A goddamn...
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2019 Grammy Awards
Oh, right, the Grammys happened! Best Dressed: CARDI B gown by Mugler Photo: John Shearer/Getty If Venus in her clamshell had a lovechild with the sexy feather duster from Beauty and the Beast, that...
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